Quotes from Mark Twain
Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.
- Mark Twain
If I were to construct a God I would furnish Him with some way and qualities and characteristics which the Present lacks.
- Mark Twain
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me it's the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain
I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
- Mark Twain
The art of prophecy is very difficult, especially with respect to the future.
- Mark Twain
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.
- Mark Twain
Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.
- Mark Twain
One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.
- Mark Twain
Learning softeneth the heart and breedeth gentleness and charity.
- Mark Twain
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
- Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
- Mark Twain
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
- Mark Twain