Quotes from Tina Fey
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
- Tina Fey
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
- Tina Fey
If you're an actor and you don't get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.
- Tina Fey
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.
- Tina Fey
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
- Tina Fey
Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.
- Tina Fey
Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March.
- Tina Fey
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
- Tina Fey
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live ' and that is so cool.
- Tina Fey
Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
- Tina Fey
I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It's a dying art, in a way.
- Tina Fey
Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.
- Tina Fey