Stupidity without malice isn't horrible; some people can't help it.
- Ricky Gervais
Even on the stage, I've played a bit of a persona, and the persona I played was a much brasher, more arrogant, less aware, less educated version of me.
- Ricky Gervais
I remember asking my mum when I was about 13, 'Why are my brothers and sister so much older than me?' And she just said, 'You were a mistake.' And I laughed.
- Ricky Gervais
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
- Ricky Gervais
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
