Quotes from Ricky Gervais

If I just cut out the food, I'd have a six-pack. I'd look like Matthew McConaughey.

The best script in the world doesn't work perfectly when you actually act it out. That's a law. That's a given. So you have to play with everything. And the more fun you have with it, the better the finished product.

I don't know what Trump has to do to lose his supporters. It's like a religion. He's a school bully.

I don't do anything for the money.

I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

The only thing that really depresses me is animal cruelty.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'