Quotes from George Bernard Shaw

Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

Changeable women are more enduring than monotonous ones. They are sometimes murdered but seldom deserted.

You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman hate or despise him; English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.

If you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven.

A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.