Quotes from Bo Burnham

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere, it's gooey and boring and uninteresting. But it's no way to live.

The unlimited amount of information that I have access to has also given me an unlimited threshold for how I need to be stimulated.

Everyone in my family is very supportive, and any mention of family in my show is just, in my idea, the funniest version of the family of the guy of who's performing.