Quotes from Bo Burnham

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I would say don't take advice from people like me who have gotten very lucky. We're very biased. You know, like Taylor Swift telling you to follow your dreams is like a lottery winner telling you, 'Liquidize your assets; buy Powerball tickets - it works!'

The strange thing was, when I was starting on YouTube, even the paradigm of YouTube and Internet sensation - or whatever - that didn't really exist. So I didn't even know that that was a thing.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

I love Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey, and Hans Teeuwen, and I'm trying to synthesise elements of theatre into my show a little bit more.

Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.

I don't really care about capitalizing on momentum.

I don't want to monitor my audience too closely, as that can really drive you crazy.

I definitely like making music in the studio, but I never had it out to make a CD specifically.

I fully embrace myself as a hypocrite.

I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.