Quotes from Bo Burnham

Music is really, really mathematical.

I'm still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them.

There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.

I just like to write and then perform.

For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, 'This crazy thing happened to me the other day.' And he's in front of 3000 people, and he's acting like an everyman, and he's getting paid so much money.

My success, literally, is your success figuratively.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.