Quotes from Kevin Hart

Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.

Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.

My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.

Your life today is the sum total of your choices. So if you're not happy with it, look back at your choices and start making different ones. Even if you are struck by lighting and injured, you made choices that led you to that spot at a particular time - and you get to choose how you feel about it afterward.

i gotta stop saying how stupid could you be? I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge